A pair of pasties

Kanye West’s yellow Cornish pasty trainers aren’t just awful, they would set you back around £300. A high price indeed for looking like you’ve popped your feet into a couple of Ginsters’ finest. Asked for feedback on the Yeezy Sulphur 450s, one person responded, ‘These are genuinely the worst footwear I have ever seen. You’ve released some horrid stuff but this takes the biscuit.’ They’re not wrong…