Totally pawsible

A new app that claims it can decipher what cats are actually saying has launched – and 17 million people have downloaded it in Japan. Meowtalk users record their moggy’s noises to find out what their pet is communicating, with examples ranging from, ‘Feed me’ to ‘I’m angry’ and ‘Leave me alone’. Call me Dr Dolittle, but I can tell when my cat is thinking all these things, without the need for an app.