CLUBBING CONTROVERSY
Married into royalty, you’d think Mike Tindall would know how to behave. But the former rugby union player doesn’t have a pristine past. In 2011 – the year he married the late Queen’s granddaughter Zara – England were playing at the World Cup in New Zealand, and after beating Argentina the squad hit the town. Mike and co ended up at a club hosting a Mad Midget Weekender, watching a dwarf-throwing contest. It led to Mike being axed from the Elite Player Squad and slapped with a £25,000 fine for misconduct.