VOWING TO BE ANNOYING

Another one has just plopped through the letter box. And when you get to a certain age it’s no surprise really, is it?

No, not another will writing service/saga insurance offer – but the dreaded invite to a wedding vow renewal service. What is it with already wed people saying ‘I do’ all over again? Why? I mean, seriously, just why?

Mostly, it’s folk who are on their second or even their third marriage already.

‘Ooh, it’s been three years,’ they’ll coo. ‘So we’d like to celebrate our everlasting love with you.’

Sorry, but vomit. Instantly I think

(a) it’s already going belly up, (b) one of them has done something so wrong not even a limp bunch of garage flowers will do and (c) they’re just showing off. Or possibly all of the above.