TOYS AREN’T US
A new range of Barbie dolls comes with disabilities, including one with hearing aids (pink, naturally) to ensure the favourite toy is as diverse and inclusive as possible.
Obviously this is great news, but I checked several times and despite everything from religion to skin tones being represented, the dolls all still appear to have one thing in common. They are all ridiculously proportioned, stupidly gorgeous and young.
Where’s the saggy, haggy middle-aged Barbie?