ROYALLY SPLIT
Happy 38th birthday to Prince Harry on 15 September. Do we dare mention Mrs Harry? Aka one of the most divisive women in the world – the American actress formerly known as Meghan Markle.
Depending on your point of view, she is either a true princess who takes no rubbish from the family she married into. Or she’s an egotistical social climber determined to bring down the family she married into.
It seems only five minutes ago that Harry was a shocked-looking 12-year-old trailing his mum’s coffin through the flowerbedecked streets of London.
And how much water has flowed under the bridge since then? Just a shame that so much of it has been in the form of tears.