Sharon Osbourne

An attempt at chasing youthfulness left Sharon Osbourne looking like a ‘f ***** g Cyclops’ – her words, not ours. She revealed, ‘I had a full facelift done in October and I looked like one of those f ***** g mummies that they wrap… I’m telling you, it was horrendous. I’m, like, “You’ve got to be f ***** g joking.” One eye was different to the other. I looked like a f ***** g Cyclops.’ Luckily for the 69-year-old, husband Ozzy said, ‘I don’t care how much it costs, we’ll get it redone,’ which she did. We wonder if that’s enough to put the former X Factor judge off having any more.