CHRISTMAS EXTRAVAGANCE

No one does Christmas quite as bonkers as Gwyneth Paltrow. Each year her Goop website gift guide is a joy to behold. This year’s treats include a £208 silk bag for carrying your baguette bread back from the bakers. A designer dog mess bag for £366. A bag of goat, horse, chicken and cow dung to send to those you’re not so keen on. Though at £60 you’d probably need to positively loathe them. Top of my Santa list (not!) is the Sex Chaise. A quilted leather chaise complete with cuffs, chains, ankle straps and a whip described as perfect for the ‘bedroom, living room or sex dungeon’. An eye-watering (literally) £24,800. Ikea, eat your heart out...