‘My funny old week’ WHAT I’VE SEEN

Somm, a documentary about sommeliers. To my writer brain, the way they describe the smell of wine – crushed rocks, freshly opened tubes of tennis balls – is delicious.

WHERE I’VE BEEN To Aberdeen for the Granite Noir crime writing festival. I met some real heroes within the book world.

WHO I’VE MET A police officer for research on book three (honest, guv!).

WHAT I BOUGHT Carrots. I eat about three raw carrots a day. I’m essentially 50% human, 50% horse.