How do I tell my partner I’d love to squeeze their spots?

Firstly, you rotter. Secondly, you’re not alone. The pustastic Youtube videos of Dr Sandra Lee – aka Dr Pimple Popper – have been watched over 1.8 billion times. Maybe wave one under your partner’s nose and gauge their reaction. Perhaps you could drop in a semi-subtle, ‘It is quite satisfying though, isn’t it?’ If they laugh and confess to a love of lancing their own pustules, then you’re probably safe to fess up. But if they look at you – and don’t be surprised if this is the case – with an expression of mild horror, don’t go there. If that’s their level of revulsion when presented with the visuals of a spot-squeezing session on someone else’s body, we can’t imagine that they’re going to be cool with you going in hard on them. From there, you’ve got a few options: make time for regular solo spot-squeezing viewing, go savage on your own whiteheads or fire up your Tinder profile once again for a more open-minded mate. Though don’t be surprised if going public about your pimple fetish draws an interesting crowd.