Dead Rising: Watchtower
Starring Jesse Metcalfe, Meghan Ory Price £4.49 (HD to rent) This risible game adaptation is so bad it’ll leave you yearning for the days of Uwe Boll. The ‘story’ takes place between Dead Rising 2 and 3, but is generic zombie fare. Where are the psychos? And the screen-cluttering hordes of zomboids? Shoot on sight.