Anyone who dies dancing – Fortnite
Fortnite’s every bit as much a lesson in human psychology as a battle royale game. Just as some people can’t live with the ignominy of default character skins and would gladly pay real money to wear different imaginary clothes, there are also those who can’t kill without breaking out into a dance.
What compels these awful, awful people to start flossing and body-popping the very instant they take another human life? You never hear about executioners in the Middle Ages celebrating every beheading with a lively jig. Still, it’s always nice to see them obliterated by a sniper bullet while they’re dancing on your corpse, isn’t it?