HOW OFTEN DO YOU SEE ANY OF THESE SIGNS?

A Never! We are both equal fans of cuddle time.

B Occasionally, but usually only when I push things too far or try to touch the ‘forbidden’ areas.

C Quite often: it’s almost as if my cat’s trying to tell me something…

D Pretty much every time without fail — OK, maybe it’s time to change tactics a bit.

E Stroking would involve physical contact and we don’t do that!