SE­NIOR MO­MENTS

YOURS (UK) - - Senior Moments -

■ I put a fire­lighter, sticks and coal onto the fire to light later when it turned cooler. A few hours later I de­cided it was time to light it. Af­ter wast­ing at least ten matches, I dis­man­tled it again to find I was try­ing to light a dish­washer tablet! Mrs Todd, Northum­ber­land ■ My friend picked up my copy of Yours and asked, “Why have you writ­ten p42 on the cover?” “I don’t know,” I replied, “have a look.” She did. It was an ar­ti­cle on keep­ing your mem­ory sharp! Lynda Jones, Colch­ester ■ My hus­band was com­plain­ing of back pain so I per­suaded him to let me mas­sage it. Af­ter a cou­ple of min­utes we heard the sound of a bone click­ing, which prompted him to jump up and ex­claim, “That’s it – prob­lem solved.” He’s never com­plained about his it since and I’ve never ad­mit­ted that the click was from a bone in my wrist! Emma Mor­gan, Bris­tol

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