✒ The other day I found myself cooking my husband’s sausages in butter icing instead of lard. I keep dishes of leftovers in the fridge and had somehow mixed up the lard one with the icing. I need a visit to the opticians! Sylvia Gray, Middlesbrough ✒ Please tell me I’m not the only one who has been in a plant nursery and asked for a bag of multi-storey compost! It caused a lot of hilarity! Maureen Ratcliff, Essex ✒ My mother phoned me to tell me she had been to the bank to add a cul-desac to her Will. I think she meant a codicil!
We both laughed. Mrs Teoh, Herts
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