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✒ The other day I found my­self cook­ing my hus­band’s sausages in but­ter ic­ing in­stead of lard. I keep dishes of left­overs in the fridge and had some­how mixed up the lard one with the ic­ing. I need a visit to the op­ti­cians! Sylvia Gray, Mid­dles­brough ✒ Please tell me I’m not the only one who has been in a plant nurs­ery and asked for a bag of multi-storey com­post! It caused a lot of hi­lar­ity! Mau­reen Rat­cliff, Es­sex ✒ My mother phoned me to tell me she had been to the bank to add a cul-de­sac to her Will. I think she meant a cod­i­cil!

We both laughed. Mrs Teoh, Herts

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