■ THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA
Bravo, 8 p.m.
Season Premiere! Cynthia Bailey, Kandi Burruss and Co. amuse and dismay with their absurdly themed social gatherings, ill-fated girls’ trips (this season, they’ll head to Japan — Lord help the Land of the Rising Sun), long-simmering rivalries and breathtaking lack of self-awareness.