Albany Times Union (Sunday)

Virus dreams and Trump nightmares

- Washington ▶ Maureen Dowd is a New York Times columnist.

My corona dreams are so crazy and vibrant, with star turns by politician­s, celebritie­s, zombies and my late mother, that sometimes as I wake, I groggily think the virus that devoured the globe has to be a dystopian vision.

Then, still sliding into consciousn­ess, I muse that Donald Trump lumbering around the White House must have been a dream, too. How is it possible that this man is actually president?

But the Trump carnival of dread, with its twin fixations on masks and unmasking, is all too real.

On Thursday, as China played King Kong with Hong Kong; as unemployme­nt rose to 38.6 million; as broken dams unleashed a flood in central Michigan; as the president continued to stubbornly and recklessly claim he was taking hydroxychl­oroquine, causing sales to soar; as thenewssun­kinthatif the U.S. had acted even a week sooner on social distancing that 36,000 people might still be alive; as Senate Republican­s finally cemented themselves to Trump and his crazy schemes; as Trump stuck to his threat of withholdin­g federal funds to Michigan and Nevada if those states enabled voters to vote; as a partisan know-nothing was put in charge of all our intelligen­ce; as Trump pulled out of another major arms control pact; as Mike Pompeo basked in getting Trump to fire another inspector general (this one looking into a backdoor deal to sell arms to Saudi Arabia and brazen grifting by the Pompeos), the cliff hanger president made sure the focus was on just one little thing: Would he or wouldn’t he wear a mask as he toured the Ford plant in Ypsilanti, Mich.?

After donning it for a few private moments with Ford executives, Trump removed the mask for the public part of the tour, saying he “didn’t want to give the press the pleasure of seeing it.”

While you know Barack Obama would have been all about the mask, showing the nation the proper example, Trump is afraid his followers will think he’s a wimp if he wears it, that he’s conceding the danger of a pandemic many in Maga-land think is exaggerate­d or some sort of hoax.

The mask should be a medical signal, not a political one. But Trump rejects the mask because of a misbegotte­n image of masculinit­y and power. In denying the mask, he denies reality, science and the fact that the country is in a crouch. Trump has proved that people wearing a mask can present more truth than people not wearing a mask.

His latest con, something that he stupidly refers to as “Obamagate,” a scandal about unmasking, is also misbegotte­n. You can’t create a scandal about Obama out of nothing just because you hate the fact that he went by the book while you dwell in a murky world of transgress­ions, that he glides while you lurch.

Even as Trump tries to paint Joe Biden as gaga, he is doing something truly gaga: He is running the government that is responding to the worst pandemic in a century at the same time he is the leader of the resistance to his own government, urging people and states to open up whenever they see fit, recommendi­ng Clorox injections, stifling Dr. Anthony Fauci, refusing to wear the mask.

The fact is that Trump has been wearing a mask for a long time, like Eleanor Rigby “wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door.” Just as Obama admitted at the end of his presidency that he had not always been “attentive enough” to the parts of the job he did not care for — the theatrics, the “simplistic” displays of feelings and emotions designed “to satisfy the cable news hypefest” — Trump’s presidency is the reductio ad absurdum of all that. It is all theatrics, all performanc­e, all form with no content. His script is the only truth.

Those of us who have donned protective masks to fight the virus have taken off our profession­al masks — makeup, fashion, artifice. Now we see celebritie­s and journalist­s in their own habitats without hair and makeup, and that has made them seem more fully human.

Humanity is showing through — everywhere except, ironically, with the unmasked Trump.

As we saw with Biden’s latest contretemp­s, telling Charlamagn­e Tha God, “If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black,” Biden has his flaws. God love him.

But Trump without a mask is more of a masked person than Biden with a mask.

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Photo illustrati­on by Jeff Boyer / Times Union
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