THE LIGHTER SIDE

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

President Barack Obama appeared on David Letterman’s show Tuesday in New York City. It was groundbreaking. David Letterman became the first star to interview President Obama all summer with President Obama actually sitting in the chair during the interview.

Prince William and Kate Middleton were greeted in the Solomon Islands on Tuesday by topless native women who danced unashamed. The public nudity had to annoy the prince. Isn’t the entire purpose of a vacation to get away from your everyday life at home?

Kate Middleton’s topless photos were sold to a Danish tabloid for millions of dollars Tuesday. They were taken from long-range as she sunbathed in France. It’s amazing how the Mars Curiosity Rover landed only a month ago and already it’s starting to pay for itself.

Colombia’s “Queen of Cocaine” Griselda Blanco was assassinated by a motorcyclist on the streets of Colombia on Tuesday. Thirty years ago, she pioneered the distribution of cocaine on a national scale. She was succeeded by her second-in-command, Lindsay Lohan.

A Harvard professor found ancient gospels quoting Jesus as saying he is married to Mary Magdalene. She was purported to be a prostitute. Tim Tebow just announced that to be more like his savior, he will do an internship at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada.