THE LIGHTER SIDE

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

Prince William confirmed reports his wife Kate Middleton is pregnant, possibly with twins. It’s so exciting. One twin will be the future king or queen of England while the other will be the spokesperson for the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Bureau.

Mitt Romney agreed to join the board of directors of the Marriott Hotels, which will pay him sixty grand a year plus stock for attending a couple of meetings a year. It’s a little late. Mitt needed to know what it was like to be in the middle class before he ran for president.

Lindsay Lohan said she doesn’t need rehab, insisting that she’s got no problem with alcohol.