Albuquerque Journal

BEGINNER’S CORNER

Force checkmate. Hint:

- SHELBY LYMAN Syndicated Columnist

Hardly a bored game

“Sex,” as I recall, is a fourletter word although it only has three letters.

On the other hand it may be considered to have five, if we notice that the word “chess” is an anagram for “sechs” or “sex.” Voila! The magic of keyboard prestidigi­tation.

Despite its growing popularity, chess is not yet America’s favorite pastime. Our happy three-letter obsession, thank god, comes much closer to filling the bill.

But if you can combine the two qualities of sex and chess in one person ...

That’s what Cosmopolit­an magazine seems to be doing by designatin­g Magnus Carlsen as one of the 25 sexiest men of 2013. And it is not by default or an afterthoug­ht created in order to fill a couple of empty spaces at the bottom of a ranking list.

Not at all. Magnus is ranked a magnificen­t fifth.

My, how times have changed. Intellectu­al has become cool. Perhaps its the fortunes of billions being created by former Harvard students and their kind that is causing this turning of heads.

Cosmopolit­an obviously is not cool about its claims.

Posted next to a picture of the sullen, pugnacious but well-dressed chess genius is the following exhortatio­n:

“Check this hottie out! Chess prodigy Magnus Carlsen might just have converted us to the board game.”

Nor cool are a couple of bloggers who write in one instance: “Agreed.” Or in another “Oh Lordy, yes!”

The postings are, neverthele­ss, relatively restrained. No one is describing or inquiring about Magnificen­t Magnus’s favorite mating positions.

Below is a win by Meelis Kanep against Marian Kantorik from the Tradewise Gibraltar Open tournament in Caleta, England.

Solution: 1. g5ch! Kxh5 2. Nf4 mate!

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