THE LIGHTER SIDE
Hello everybody, and God bless America.
Hillary Clinton refused to enter the backstage ladies room during a break in the Democratic debate until her security detail cleared it of all women who were in there. She likes her space. Hillary once went to a Yankees game and every other lady who had to go was put in a cab and sent to Shea Stadium.
President Obama told NPR he’s constantly under attack by the GOP because he’s the country’s first black president. If it isn’t self-glorification, it’s self-victimization. President Obama appointed Josh Earnest to be his White House Press Secretary because he couldn’t get Gregory Peck.
A Secret Service agent who is working in Honolulu this week had his gun, his badge, his flash drive and his handcuffs stolen from him. The agent admits that he was extremely irresponsible. It serves him right for hiding his gun, his badge, his flash drive and his handcuffs inside his underwear.
Adolf Hitler’s book “Mein Kampf” will be reprinted in Germany in January annotated with notes by historians in the margins. An astonishing number of young Americans polled don’t know who he is. This allows Obama and Trump to call each other Hitler without being hassled by fact-checkers.
The CDC says 30,000 Americans died from alcohol-induced illness last year. Another 60,000 died in drunken driving accidents and alcohol-related homicides. The National Distillers Association responded by saying alcohol is single-handedly saving Social Security.