THE LIGHTER SIDE

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

The National Geological Survey reported earthquakes are now as likely to strike in Oklahoma as they are California. It all works out. After trailer park homes are moved a half-block down the road by a 6-point earthquake, a week later, an F1 tornado can come along and move them right back.

Kim Kardashian broke the Internet posting a nude selfie of herself and the beautiful model Emily Ratajkowski standing topless in a women’s restroom. Bill Clinton can’t wait until he’s the first lady when he’s allowed by the new laws protecting transgenders to walk into any restroom he wants.

Bernie Sanders swept three primaries in Western states last weekend due to his appeal to college kids and liberal Democrats. His campaign has inspired a new drinking game across the U.S. Every time Bernie Sanders proposes a free government program, you drink somebody else’s beer.