THE LIGHTER SIDE
God bless America, and how’s everybody?
Caitlyn Jenner joined Kris, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian in Los Angeles last weekend for a reality show special called Christmas Day with the Kardashians. The scene at Christmas dinner was hilarious. The only one at the table with natural breasts was the turkey.
Show business is so fickle. For decades, Bill Cosby was the commercial spokesman for Jell-O Pudding and today he plays the villain in pepper spray commercials.
Donald Trump relaxed with his family in Palm Beach over the weekend and enjoyed a round of golf with Tiger Woods at his Trump Doral National Golf Course. The two of them were able to play each straight up. Donald Trump and Tiger Woods have the same handicap: foreign supermodels.
USA Today reviewed the NFL’s marijuana testing policy, which allows NFL players to smoke one joint a week. Marijuana distracts from the culture of winning. Each week for the Cleveland Browns begins with a team meeting in which the players review the previous Sunday’s cartoon shows.
President Obama released hundreds more federal prisoners last week by either commuting their sentences or pardoning them. They’re almost all drug dealers, which he considers a victimless crime. Turns out El Chapo tried to come to the U.S. for our sentencing guidelines.