THE LIGHTER SIDE

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

Bill and Hillary Clinton agreed to attend Donald Trump’s inauguration. At noon Friday, Trump will have the only three things Bill Clinton ever wanted — the Oval Office, $10 billion and a supermodel wife who lives out of town.

Trump was interviewed on “Fox and Friends” and said he will keep his Twitter account and hashtag. Experts say it’s possible for hackers to break into Trump’s account, tweet crazy things and cause chaos. Those aren’t hackers; those are impressionists.

Trump’s inauguration will be skipped by 60 Democratic members of Congress who say Russia hacked into the Democratic National Committee computers and hurt Hillary Clinton. The party that screwed Bernie Sanders is worried about how the Russians affected the U.S. election. American politics hasn’t hit bottom yet; it’s still climbing.

Donald Trump said he plans to go to work in the Oval Office on Monday. Republicans say this will get the Trump agenda up and running, but Democrats say it doesn’t give Americans enough time to test the sirens and stock the bomb shelters.

Lindsay Lohan was photographed leaving a mosque in LA wearing a headscarf and greeting reporters in Arabic. It’s good news for U.S. interests if Lohan has converted to Islam. If she can’t destroy ISIS, nobody can.