Albuquerque Journal

THE LIGHTER SIDE

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God bless America, and how’s everybody?

President Trump got high marks for his beautifull­y delivered speech at the National Holocaust Museum in Washington, D.C., on Tuesday. The president strayed off the teleprompt­er only one time. That’s when he said we must never forget the 6 million people who attended his inaugurati­on.

President Trump met with all 100 U.S. senators in a private briefing on the worsening situation in North Korea. It’s Kim Jong Un vs. Donald Trump. Social media have made us all so narcissist­ic that the world could come to an end because two guys are always suffering bad hair days.

Homeland Security asserted Monday that a wall with Mexico would help to block terrorists from entering the U.S. Many fear they’re already here and blending into the population. In Los Angeles bookstores, the two top-selling books in Arabic are the Koran and “How to Speak Spanish Like a Native.”

Ivanka Trump was in Berlin on Tuesday doing a women’s panel with Chancellor Angela Merkel. She was booed by the Germans for praising her father. Democrats who constantly compare Donald Trump to Hitler are causing this reaction, and besides, the invasion of Canada was supposed to be a surprise. Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizati­ons around the country. Email him at Argus@ ArgusHamil­ton. com.

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