THE LIGHTER SIDE
God bless America, and how’s everybody?
Congressman Steve Cohen of Tennessee announced he will introduce articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump over his recent remarks blaming both the far-left groups and the far-right groups in the Charlottesville riots. It gets worse. Mexico has offered to pay for the impeachment.
President Trump angered liberals again Thursday by describing the Rebel statues they want to bring down as beautiful. Conservatives are pulling out all the stops for him. Pat Robertson went on TV and asked God that if he supports President Trump to blot out the sun this week.
The Louisville Courier-Journal said Thursday that Sen. Rand Paul should either get on board with the GOP health care program or exit the party. The Libertarian refuses to expand Medicaid. A Libertarian believes that the ideal weight for a government official is 3 pounds, including the urn.
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell said Thursday that it’s likely London will soon be awarded an NFL team. It has been heading that direction. In England, they already drink beer by the pint and drive on the left side of the road, so for most NFL players the only adjustment is the time change.
Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizations around the country. Email him at Argus@ArgusHamilton.com.