Albuquerque Journal

THE LIGHTER SIDE

- Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizati­ons around the country. Email him at Argus@ ArgusHamil­ton.com.

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

Fox News showed video footage of black teenagers looting a sportswear store in Naples during the hurricane and reported it. We are definitely two nations. CNN showed the same footage and reported that brave volunteers were rescuing stranded apparel from being ruined by Hurricane Irma.

President Trump incited ire among GOP conservati­ves by hosting a dinner at the White House on Wednesday to discuss illegal immigratio­n issues with Nancy Pelosi. The evening made history. It was the first time that The Donald invited a woman his own age to dinner since LBJ was the president.

Apple executives on Thursday showcased their new iPhone X which will sell for a thousand dollars when it comes out next month. It left questions. Apple says the iPhone X can track such activities as jogging, stair climbing and mountain biking, but will it have any features for Americans?

The Life Insurance Institute predicted that physical exams will no longer be necessary to get a life insurance policy. It’s a great racket. Let’s see, if you are the life insurance company, I bet you I’m going to die, then you bet me I’m going to live, then I pay you a fortune, hoping you win.

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ARGUS HAMILTON

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