THE LIGHTER SIDE
God bless America, and how’s everybody?
Secretary of Defense Jim Mattis went to Capitol Hill to reveal the details of the ambush of U.S. forces in Niger in central Africa. The tense waiting period is grating on nerves. Democrats are beginning to lose hope, because President Trump still hasn’t mispronounced Niger.
George W. Bush gave a speech last week and eviscerated Trump supporters as throwbacks to an ugly era in U.S. history while praising the voices of moderation. The speech had the medical community talking. Doctors are reportedly baffled after a mute man spoke after eight years of silence.
The Weather Channel reports that freak autumn tornadoes swept southern and central Oklahoma. The Sooner State is famous for its springtime tornadoes and now leads the nation in the number of earthquakes. The sign at the border reads Welcome to Oklahoma; Contents May Shift.
The New York Post covered a New York University medical school study that shows that your brain continues working briefly after you die, so you are aware you are dead. It’s the other way around that’s the problem, when your brain’s dead but your body’s alive. That’s when you’re aware you’re in Congress.