Albuquerque Journal

DOUBLE EXPOSURE DOUBLE EXPOSURE

Bringing to light the untold - and untruestor­ies behind the pictures

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“This is all that’s left of the Central Avenue median landscapin­g after Mayor Richard Berry’s ART project got through with it.”

CHERYL K. HAAKER, Albuquerqu­e “Does this count as inhaling?” ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerqu­e “Perhaps if I plant these as a barrier landscape on the ART project, no one will notice that the buses aren’t running.”

BASIL D. AKERS, Albuquerqu­e “I wish these pesky journalist­s would go away. Then, I could put this in my pipe and smoke it!”

JOHNNY RAY AUSBERN, Farmington “Is this the medical grass? Is it the illegal good-stuff grass? Will this make my beard grow?” CHRIS SENN, Rio Rancho “Yeah, my dog was here.” DAVID L. HANSEN, Albuquerqu­e “Hey, there is a little egg in here. It’s not Easter yet. Is it?”

GIL P. SUNIGA, Albuquerqu­e “What is it? I found it in Mayor Berry’s old desk in a box marked: ‘office supplies.’”

DOUG AUSTEN, Albuquerqu­e “Hey! We don’t need to legalize marijuana. These fir tree greens smell mighty good. After they’re ground up and dried, they’ll make the perfect substitute!”

MOLLY A. HOUSTON, Albuquerqu­e Mayor Tim Keller recounts his hilarious story to the press about the time he fell into the hops container at Marble Brewery. CLAY K. BENARD, Albuquerqu­e Mayor Tim Keller celebrates his first “So, this is what those pesky voters were smoking when they elected me!”

JAMES C. ROMERO, Albuquerqu­e After hearing that the flu is still around, Mayor Tim Keller decides to try an old folk preventive of sniffing piñon.

VIRGINIA D. HENDLEY, Rio Rancho Mayor Tim Keller consults the tree leaves to see if the ART project will be finished before Arbor Day!

TODD TIBBALS, Albuquerqu­e Ahhh, aromathera­py to ease the ART anxieties.

KATE J. KULIGOWSKI, Albuquerqu­e Mayor Tim Keller smells good! LINDA KAY LIVINGSTON, Albuquerqu­e “You’ve heard the saying ‘reading the tea leaves.’ Well, I’ve started something new — ‘reading the pine needles.’ Hmmmmm. ...” RODNEY S. MATTO, Albuquerqu­e

 ??  ?? month in office by sniffing grass. WALTER RICH, Albuquerqu­e
month in office by sniffing grass. WALTER RICH, Albuquerqu­e

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