THE LIGHTER SIDE
God Bless America, and how’s everybody?
■ The Guggenheim Museum turned down President Trump’s request to borrow a Van Gogh for the White House but offered Trump their solid gold toilet instead. It was a low point for me. It just shows that a museum can do funnier things naturally than I ever can think of doing purposefully.
■ The White House proposed Friday granting citizenship to a million Dreamers in exchange for a $25 billion dollar trust fund to build the border wall. It’ll never pass. The problem is, the only people with $25 billion trust funds are Joseph Kennedy’s grandchildren, and they’re ALL Democrats..
■ The Justice Department reported they were able to track down the missing texts by pro-Hillary FBI agent Peter Strzok, who vowed in other texts to bring down Trump even after he was elected. We all know how this ends. Good evening, this is the CBS Evening News with Peter Strzok reporting.