Albuquerque Journal

THE LIGHTER SIDE

- Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizati­ons around the country. E-mail him at Argus@ArgusHamil­ton.com.

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

Hillary Clinton made a surprise appearance on the Grammy Awards and read excerpts from Michael Wolff’s book “Fire and Fury.” It describes the president as a fried chicken and Big Mac-devouring womanizer. Hillary had to look twice to make sure which president she was reading about.

Gallup released a poll saying 86 percent of Americans think it’s important a president stay faithful to his wife. In another recent poll, 70 percent of Americans said their favorite president is John F. Kennedy. And you wonder if people in other countries tell jokes about Americans.

Las Vegas casino magnate Steve Wynn resigned as Republican National Committee finance chairman after two female employees accused him of past sexual misconduct. It’s a bit disconcert­ing to look at him. Steve Wynn looks like he told his Las Vegas plastic surgeon to make him look exactly like he made Wayne Newton look.

GOP House members voted Monday to release the secret FISA memo detailing FBI partisan meddling on behalf of Hillary in the presidenti­al election. So the Democrats said that if the Republican­s release the secret memo, they will release the double-secret memo. No one wants to say the republic is about to crash, but the queen just ordered James Bond to make it look like an accident.

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ARGUS HAMILTON

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