THE LIGHTER SIDE
God bless America, and how’s everybody?
Israel announced it will name a city square in Jerusalem after President Trump in gratitude for his moving the U.S. Embassy there. Naming a square for Trump in the ancient city seems like an appropriate honor. Any guy with that many revelations might as well have his name in the Bible.
John Kerry ripped President Trump for canceling the Iran nuclear deal, which Kerry had brokered. Kerry even tried personal diplomacy last week but failed to get the U.S. and Iran to the table. If there’s one thing we have learned about diplomacy, it’s that John Kerry is no Dennis Rodman.
West Virginia Republicans voted Tuesday to send state Attorney General John Morrissey into the general election against Joe Manchin this fall. The coal magnate Don Blankenship finished third, but his after-party was the most fun. That’s because his probation ended at midnight.
The New York Post reported all the salacious details of Attorney General Eric Schneiderman’s whips-and-chains love life on Tuesday. He has resigned in disgrace. He’s so angry at the New York Post for publishing the details of his bondage fetish that he’s threatened to cancel all his personal ads.
Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizations around the country. E-mail him at Argus@ArgusHamilton.com.