THIS WEEK’S WINNERS
“I have no micro-chip, let’s hope Ancestry DNA comes through.”
THOMAS PANZLAU, Albuquerque
“Oh, how I envy those free-range chickens.”
KLARENCE E. KRAEMER, Albuquerque
“You call this city immigrant-friendly? No one enforces the animal ordinance laws on other cats.”
JONATHAN W. LEE, Albuquerque
“Somebody please contact my mom. I’m in real trouble. I’ve been placed in the Albuquerque animal shelter.”
GIL P. SUNIGA, Albuquerque
“I’ve asked Trump for a pardon.”
JAKE ABERNATHY, Bosque Farms
“Interesting, entering the U.S. illegally, I’m given a nice home and celebrated. POTUS likes the color of my fur.”
ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerque
The newest Border Patrol officer reported for duty today. She specializes in catching smugglers.
PAULA J. DUPRE, Rio Rancho
“I swear I wasn’t with the migrant caravan. Please let me out of here.”
MARK B. YARNELLE, Albuquerque
“You will get no resistance to deportation here. I’m ready — and willing — to be sent back to the country from which I came.”
BRENDA J. PARRISH, Albuquerque
“Grrrr. How long are they going to keep me on ICE? I want to transfer to a sanctuary city like Albuquerque.”
VIRGINIA D. HENDLEY, Rio Rancho
Uh oh, the cat is out of the bag.
BENNIE F. BLACKWELL, Corrales
“Any vegan snacks in this joint?”
RAY A. REEDER, Albuquerque
Yet another unaccompanied juvenile asylum-seeker is jailed at the Mexico border by our cold-hearted ICE officers.
CHERYL K. HAAKER, Albuquerque
Tony the Tiger is upset after watching C-Span.
WALDEN COYLE, Albuquerque
Special Counsel Robert Mueller is hungry for a resolution to the Russia investigation.
DUANE A. MENEELY, Albuquerque
Good thing they had a CUB SCOUT at the border before the cat could make a permanent FELINE BEE LINE north!
TODD TIBBALS, Albuquerque
Photo of predatory guard hired by ICE as it receives job training in a secret facility prior to deployment along President Trump’s border wall.
DONALD DE NOON, Albuquerque
“My forecast is very grim. I just don’t see the ‘rain’ forest for the trees!”
ELIZABETH A. SAAVEDRA, Los Lunas
“If I don’t get a manicure and pedicure soon, I’m going to scream!”
LINDA S. SOLOMON, Albuquerque