THE LIGHTER SIDE
God bless America, and how’s everybody?
Kim Jong Un confirmed in a letter Friday that he’ll meet with President Trump at a peace summit in Singapore on Tuesday. Already Kim is being difficult by demanding that the U.S. pay for his hotel suite. He claimed he’s the headliner and shouldn’t have to stay with Donald in the comedians’ condo.
Dennis Rodman will be in Singapore during the summit between his friend Kim Jong Un and Trump. The choice between peace or nuclear war is up to them. Planters Mixed Nuts is missing a golden commercial tie-in if they aren’t sponsoring this summit, because the only one missing is Kanye.
President Trump held a rally touting the booming U.S. economy. Sixteen months ago, jobless Democrats were marching up Wilshire shouting at cameras that Trump must be impeached. Today they’re shopping on Rodeo Drive and shouting at their drivers that Trump must be impeached.
California officials put Oklahoma on the state’s travel ban list due to an anti-abortion bill recently passed by Oklahoma lawmakers. The last known transaction between the two states occurred a few years ago. That’s when California traded all its earthquakes to Oklahoma City in exchange for Kevin Durant.