THE LIGHTER SIDE
God bless America, and how’s everybody?
The Daily Mail reports that the CIA can spy on you at home through your TV set. In the old days, you’d go home, turn on your TV and watch spies take off their clothes and make love. Today, you go home and turn on your TV, then a spy watches you take off your clothes and make a sandwich.
U.S. News and World Report published a report saying California now has a record-high rate of STDs. Everyone’s too beautiful not to sleep with. The report also added that the state with the lowest STD rate is New Hampshire, probably because people are too cold to take their pants off.
Peter Fonda apologized for saying he hopes Trump’s son is put into a cage with pedophiles. Sis Jane flew to North Vietnam during the war and posed on an enemy anti-aircraft gun. If you see old film footage of kids at Beverly High saying the Pledge of Allegiance, take it with a grain of salt.
The New York Mercantile Exchange reported oil prices hit a four-year high Wednesday, with crude oil hitting $72 a barrel. Life goes on in LA. Last week in Malibu, a surfer lost an arm and a leg, and that was while filling up at a Chevron station on Pacific Coast Highway. Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups around the country. Email him at Argus@ArgusHamilton.com.