THE LIGHTER SIDE
ARGUS God bless America, and how’s HAMILTON everybody?
The Weather Channel reported ■ four tornadoes touched down in Oklahoma City on Monday. They are a sight to behold. Visiting relatives who never before saw a tornado in the sky always stand transfixed with their noses up against your living room window, but eventually you have to let them in.
Oklahoma Sooners quarterback Tyler Murray’s
■ agent ruled he will play only one year for the Big Red, since he’s already signed to play baseball for the Oakland Athletics next season. He has already pocketed $4 million in bonus cash. That should just about pay off his college loans.
CNN anchors refused to allow a panelist to
■ describe Antifa mobs who were stopping cars and threatening white drivers in Portland as mobs. The warning is clear. If you call Antifa protesters by that name, the Mafia will sue you for defamation of character and ruining the good name of the Mob.
President Donald Trump praised Nikki Haley
■ for making the U.N. ambassador job glamorous despite his disdain for the body. Being Trump’s U.N. ambassador is lot like being Vladimir Putin’s food taster. You get to try some fantastic things, but deep down you know how it’s going to end.