THE LIGHTER SIDE
God bless America, and how’s everybody?
Georgetown University issued a statement dissociating the college from a professor there who declared that all entitled white men should be castrated. It’s true that some of us may deserve it. Did you know that Galileo invented the telescope because his new neighbor was really hot?
Mike Bloomberg re-registered as a Democrat on Wednesday in preparation for a 2020 presidential run. He’s a New Yorker and a multibillionaire, and he has been hit by several sexual harassment suits in the past. Democrats may have to accept that the only way to win is to fight Trump with Trump.
Gov. Bruce Rauner was serenaded by a mariachi band as he signed a bill making Illinois a sanctuary state for undocumented immigrants. I’d thought refugees were fleeing violence and seeking a safer life. Moving to Chicago is like getting on a roller coaster with a “Closed for Repair” sign clearly posted.
Toyota recalled 800,000 Priuses because they have been losing power. Last week, while I was jogging in Beverly Hills, I was hit by a Prius and had to go to UCLA hospital to have it removed.