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Albuquerque Journal - - NEWS - AR­GUS HAMIL­TON Email: Ar­gus@Ar­gusHamil­ton.com.

God bless Amer­ica, and how’s every­body?

Demo­cratic U.S. Rep. Adam Schiff of Cal­i­for­nia vowed to in­ves­ti­gate Trump on ev­ery front. He said that as long as Trump is pres­i­dent, the na­tion’s at­mos­phere will be poi­sonous. A thou­sand years from now, his­to­ri­ans will think Bri­tain won the Rev­o­lu­tion­ary War and im­posed our form of gov­ern­ment on us out of spite.

Hol­ly­wood celebri­ties in­clud­ing Oprah and Jane Fonda failed to get the Demo­crat elected gover­nor of Ge­or­gia. Star power didn’t work in the South. When Tay­lor Swift en­dorsed the Demo­cratic Se­nate can­di­date in Ten­nessee, they should have known that things never end well with her and men.

Ne­vada vot­ers made news when they elected the late Moon­light Bunny Ranch pimp Den­nis Hof to the state Leg­is­la­ture. The cable news an­chors had to ex­plain with a straight face that vot­ers who are alive elected a can­di­date who is dead. In Chicago, they do it the other way around.

Kens­ing­ton Palace re­fused to say whether Meghan Markle voted in the U.S. midterm elec­tions. Why should she vote? The whole idea of be­ing a royal is for you to get away from this whole democ­racy thing and in­spire the English-speak­ing peo­ples by your ex­am­ple to do lots of Christ­mas shop­ping this year.

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