THIS WEEK’S WINNERS
In an attempt to find replacements for the 15 buses that were returned to BYD, Mayor Tim Keller disguised himself and secretly went to London to consider the viability of double deckers for the ART project.
DONALD DE NOON, Albuquerque
Where’s Mark? We in New Mexico are happy to report that he prefers to be in Los Lunas.
DENNIS WILLIAM ROBERTS, Albuquerque
With all the budget cuts, Facebook’s advertising department was forced to solicit the help of the local fifthgrade art class.
ALLEN B ARCHAMBAULT, Albuquerque
“I have a right to have a big head, I’m richer than Trump!”
MARK B. YARNELLE, Albuquerque
Mark’s on his way; he’s taking an ART bus.
BETTY WEST, Santa Fe
Where is Mark? Mired in a flooded arroyo of misinformation.
KATHY BARNES, Albuquerque
Only one person showed up to the protest. But hundreds more “liked” him from their basements.
JONATHAN W. LEE, Albuquerque
Hiding in plain sight!
SHERRILL B. PANICH, Albuquerque Mark Zuckerberg used the Tim Keller method: hire a assistant to do the hard work.
GERHARD BERNARD, Albuquerque
“Mr Mayor, I think you mean ‘Where’s ART,’ who’s Mark? Oh, and double deckers, really?”
ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerque
CEO of the new, wildly popular “Fakebook.”
JAKE ABERNATHY, Bosque Farms
“Hey what’s up guys? I thought the game was ‘Where’s Waldo.’ ”
LINDA KAY LIVINGSTON, Albuquerque
London is a “Sucker-Burg” for allowing this Fake Mark chap to Book some Face time!
TODD TIBBALS, Albuquerque