Albuquerque Journal

THE LIGHTER SIDE

- Argus Hamilton is host at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. Email him at Argus@ArgusHamil­ton.com.

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

French president Emmanuel Macron retreated on the environmen­tally friendly fuel tax that he’d levied to comply with the Climate Accords. A week of Paris burning and rioting from outraged Frenchmen backed him down. It’s the first time in modern history that France surrendere­d to France.

NBC News reported Monday that up to 40 Democrats are planning to run for U.S. president in two years. The list includes fresh faces and old warhorses. It’s being reported that Hillary plans to run, which may not work out when you remember that in the last campaign she couldn’t walk.

Mikhail Gorbachev said world peace was in jeopardy Tuesday as Russia threatened to attack Euro countries that host U.S. missiles. The Red Army is mobilizing near the Ukraine border. None of this would be happening if somebody would teach Putin how to go on Twitter and fight like a man.

U.S.-Russian war tensions this week recall how the U.S. and Russia avoided going to war in the Cuban Missile Crisis. JFK relayed secret messages to Khruschev through Soviet spy Georgi Bolshakov that literally saved world peace. Millennial­s must think JFK was assassinat­ed for colluding.

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