THIS WEEK’S WINNERS
President Macron offers ecotax alternative: Dress comes in size R-13, R-25 or R-38. JONATHAN W. LEE, Albuquerque
In this #MeToo climate, Victoria’s Secret ain’t what it used to be. ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerque
For 2019, high-end car washes are offering a personal touch — and rose — to the first 100 customers. SUSAN L. REULER, Albuquerque
“It’s warm, but they made me buy two seats on the plane.” MARK B. YARNELLE, Albuquerque
We should have thought of arm holes. SCOTT TALBOT EVANS, Rochester
“Look straight ahead and keep telling myself, ‘It pays the rent, it pays the rent, it pays the rent.’ ” JIM MCVICAR, Albuquerque
Oh no! One of Melania Trump’s Christmas trees is trying to run away. DON J. SHEARER, Rio Rancho
This rose is really red. And this fashion is really high-bred. But for warmth, I really prefer North Face instead. WALLACE K. KULIGOWSKI, Albuquerque
“I’ve worn mink, I’ve worn ermine, but this is the first time I’ve worn Lorax.” DOUG AUSTEN, Albuquerque
At last, fashion designers have found a use for all those fur balls found under the couch. SHERYL INGLAT, Albuquerque
Dennis Rodman never looked so good. E.J. RODRIGUEZ, Albuquerque
No animals were harmed in the filming of this episode. RAY A. REEDER, Albuquerque
The kind of clothes that “grow” on you! MARVIN SAGER, Rockville
“I’m never doing a fashion show for a scrub brush company ever again!” CLAY K. BENARD. Albuquerque
“There are three more models inside this dress with me, and my high heels are killing me.” CHERYL K. HAAKER, Albuquerque
Latest look in winter cover-up fashion. The pink feather duster. DONALD L. DE NOON, Albuquerque
“I tried to wear Melania’s red X’mas tree, but it didn’t fit!” TED S. JOJOLA, Albuquerque
Introducing the newest Teletubby, Fuzzy Wuzzy. CHERYL L. LUCERO, Albuquerque
Who you call to dust under the couch. KATHY BARNES, Albuquerque