THE LIGHTER SIDE
God bless America, and how’s everybody?
President Trump hosted the National Prayer Breakfast at the White House on Thursday. He went all out. It was heartwarming to watch Episcopal bishops, leading Rabbis, and Muslim clergy sitting together at one table, acting like they had never seen an Egg McMuffin before.
Senator Markey of Massachusetts and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wrote the Green New Deal that’s intended to save the planet from carbon emissions. Everyone on both sides of the issue can agree on one thing. Global warming is the No. 1 cause of documentaries.
Democratic Senator Amy Klochubar of Minnesota hinted Thursday that she will announce her plans to run for president Sunday. It’s best to announce early for the media attention. A national survey last month reveals that 80 percent of all Democrats are planning to run for president.
Elizabeth Warren apologized again Tuesday after she wrote on her Texas Bar application in 1986 that she was an American Indian. Later on, Harvard Law School advertised Warren as its first woman of color on the faculty. If you want to get technical, the Saxons were once a tribe.