THE LIGHTER SIDE

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

Los Angeles Chargers owner

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Dean Spanos denied reports that he’s going to move the NFL team to England. One of the teams is going. The NFL wants to put a team in London so Americans will have a team to root for if the Democrats defeat Trump and all the Republicans move back to England.

House intelligence committee Chairman Adam

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Schiff, D-Calif., looked tired while announcing open hearings next week on the Ukraine phone call. Our body clocks are still adjusting to the time change from last week. Daylight saving time is toughest on Democrats because it gives Trump an extra hour in office.

The Department of Transportation predicts a

■ record 80 million Americans will be traveling on Thanksgiving. The Puritan settlers started the holiday feast tradition four centuries ago. The first turkeys weren’t wild; they just went crazy when they found out what we planned to do with them.

ABC News reporter Amy Robach was caught on

■ a hidden camera video Tuesday complaining the network scrapped her interview with a Jeffrey Epstein accuser to appease Prince Andrew. It’s widely believed that Epstein left a suicide note behind in his jail cell. It said, “I did not commit suicide.”