THE LIGHTER SIDE
God bless America, and how’s everybody?
Prince Andrew was ordered to vacate his offices in Buckingham Palace after revelations of his cavorting with underage girls along with Jeffrey Epstein. Prince Andrew asked Queen Elizabeth if he was adopted. The queen replied, “Not yet — nobody has asked for you.”
President Trump enjoyed spending Thanksgiving with U.S. troops in Afghanistan at Bagram Air Base. Trump was surrounded by the Taliban to the east, Russians to the north, al-Qaida to the west and the Iranians to the South. He said it was the safest he’s felt since he moved to Washington.
The House Judiciary Committee holds impeachment hearings this week. Every morning, CNN has Trump locked up and put away, and then every night, Fox News rides to the rescue and sets him free. Ever since Trump was elected, the news has replaced football as America’s favorite contact sport.
President Trump flew to London on Sunday for Monday’s meeting of NATO heads of state. The leaders of France, Germany, Poland and Italy are expected to have one question for President Trump and British Prime Minister Boris Johnson: Should we add Supercuts to the list of terrorist organizations?