Albuquerque Journal

DOUBLE EXPOSURE

Bringing to light the untold — and untrue — stories behind the pictures

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“What? Whoa! Wait! You asked which party, not which chili?” KAREN A. MILLER,

Albuquerqu­e

“Even though there’s no snow in the forecast, now that I’m a politician, it would be wise for all New Mexicans to grab their shovels.” DOUG AUSTEN,

Albuquerqu­e

No doubt this hand puppeteer needs to go back to the basics of a white background, an intense beam of light and ambidexter­ity. THOMAS M. PANZLAU,

Albuquerqu­e “I found Aleppo.” STEPHANIE A. NEWMAN, Albuquerqu­e

“The ‘bust potential’ of my becoming the next U.S. senator for the Great State of New Mexico is anyone’s guess!” GRANT SLADE,

Albuquerqu­e

“Yes, New Mexico is a red state. Yes, I am color blind.” DENNIS M. JACKSON,

Albuquerqu­e

“I plan to turn all this RED!” CORINNE THEVENET,

Albuquerqu­e

“I know that going from weatherman to senator is a big step, but I’m going to draw a great diagram right here to show how it’s going to work. Wait — who took my chalk?” LINDA KAY LIVINGSTON, Albuquerqu­e

“Hi, my name is Mark. I’m running for U.S. Senate. I’m a little green at that job, and my mind is a blank slate.” THOMAS L. O’KEEFE,

Albuquerqu­e

“If you don’t like the national weather, elect me to the Senate.” DWAYNE ARGAUD,

Albuquerqu­e

“Standing here in front of my screen, telling you what can’t be seen, (it’s not easy being green). Sometimes I think it’s all in my head, I guess it’s time I turn to Red.” With apologies to Kermit the Frog. KRISTIN P. KELLER,

Albuquerqu­e

Senatorial candidate Mark Ronchetti proposes his Green Screen New Deal, disclosing all his ideas to combat climate change. CHUCK MCCORMACK,

Albuquerqu­e

“No, this is not a primary color. MY primary colors are red, white and blue.” PATRICIA A. DARRALL,

Rio Rancho

“As a former TV meteorolog­ist, please allow me to forecast my political future: Bright and sunny with occasional flip-flops on important issues.” MARK B. YARNELLE,

Albuquerqu­e

Mark Ronchetti demonstrat­es a special screen that displays a tiny green dot every time a New Mexico politician tells a lie. Shortly afterward the screen overloaded. RICK W. WELLER,

Albuquerqu­e

My primary forecast calls for better days ahead with the possibilit­y for brightness. However I may encounter stormy and cloudy situations in my quest to succeed in attaining my intended goal.

JERRY GARCIA, Grants

“KOAT’s meteorolog­ist Eric Green casts a long shadow, but I never let that hold me back from achieving my dreams.” ARTHUR D. ORTEGA,

Albuquerqu­e

“And what we see right here, folks, are all of the good reasons I should be your next senator.” LYNN M. JOHNSON,

Placitas

“I predict clear skies and full-steam ahead for the elections.” JOAN NEWMAN,

Albuquerqu­e

“Trust me. This is my campaign plan, but only the true believers can see it.” GIL SUNIGA,

Albuquerqu­e

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