THE LIGHTER SIDE

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

■ Joe Biden and his family moving into the White House on Wednesday will present the American people and the media with an entirely new and different look. For instance, for the first time in history, the White House will be home to a shelter dog. He was rescued from a basement in Delaware.

■ The Washington Post reported that dating sites are using facial recognition technology to identify the Capitol Hill rioters and ban them from their websites. The purge gets worse. Petco is refusing to sell pigeons to Trump supporters in case they try to communicate with one another.

■ The London Independent reported on a survey of younger adults in America that found that 55% of millennials say they’re dissatisfied with democracy. They remind me of my generation, so cocksure of themselves. I love the way millennials walk around like they rent the place.