Albuquerque Journal

THE LIGHTER SIDE

- ARGUS HAMILTON Email Argus Hamilton at Argus@ArgusHamil­ton.com.

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

■ President Trump decided not to attend Joe Biden’s inaugurati­on and will take off for Florida from Joint Base Andrews this morning. He will give a farewell address before boarding the getaway plane. I’m starting to think Trump is not going to release his tax returns.

■ President Trump will fly to Florida after his farewell speech to friends at Joint Base Andrews. It’s poignant. Trump was not granted a U.S. military parade out of town, as he’d requested; however, McDonald’s will have its flags lowered to half-staff on Trump’s last day in office.

■ Joe Biden invited the nation to dance together to his playlist on Zoom tonight. After watching hundreds of TV news interviews this past year that used Zoom to connect the TV host and the expert guest, I have one question. If you don’t have a giant bookshelf behind you, can you even be on Zoom?

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