THE LIGHTER SIDE

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

■ Donald Trump skipped the Biden inaugural to be met by a crowd in Florida who cheered him as he listed his accomplishments in his cocky, boisterous, in-your-face manner. Having a president with Donald Trump’s personality is like marrying a nymphomaniac. It’s fun for two weeks.

■ Garth Brooks, Lady Gaga and Jennifer Lopez performed at the Joe Biden inauguration Wednesday. And don’t think it wasn’t really appreciated. The inauguration was the first time many celebrities have worked since last March.

■ Business Insider reports that Riley Williams, the rioter who allegedly stole Nancy Pelosi’s laptop and tried to sell it to Russia, could get 22 years. She left the wine and took the laptop. A business reporter asked Nancy how much she normally spends on a bottle of wine and Pelosi said about 15 minutes.