THE LIGHTER SIDE

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

President Biden was sworn in as 46th president of the United States with Kamala Harris eagerly looking on Wednesday, and after Joe ended his inaugural address, he was immediately taken by limousine to Arlington National Cemetery. It left me with one thought. Wow, THAT was fast.

• Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti warned Friday that Los Angeles may not be able to complete the COVID vaccinations necessary in LA until next year. No one could have foreseen the slow pace of the first round of vaccinations. It’s because no one in Los Angeles will admit they’re over 65.

• First lady Jill Biden brought thousands of cookies out to the U.S. troops now guarding the U.S. Capitol. D.C. appears to be secure from rioters, be they on the left or on the right. The National Guard is keeping watch on Trump voters, and the Biden voters are being guarded by the Ghostbusters.

Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. Email him at Argus@ArgusHamilton.com.