Albuquerque Journal

THE LIGHTER SIDE

- ARGUS HAMILTON Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. Email him at Argus@ArgusHamil­ton.com.

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

■ Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ Tom Brady faces off against Kansas City Chief’s Patrick Mahomes in the Super Bowl. It’s age versus youth. I don’t want to say Tom’s been around forever, but Tom Brady was the last guy to be drafted by both the National Football League and the Union Army.

■ President Biden went right to work after inaugurati­on on Wednesday and signed 27 executive orders into action. I don’t think the new president read all these executive orders before he signed them on camera. Biden had no idea Friday that he just co-signed a car loan for Eric Trump.

■ The House impeachmen­t managers delivered the article of impeachmen­t to Senate on Monday reciting a litany of complaints, including a claim Biden won the election in a landslide. Donald Trump recently said he’d concede he lost when hell freezes over. It’s snowing in Los Angeles.

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